Christmas Must Really Suck for the Kids of Subway Executives

The P&UW family bought a meal from Subway for the first time in a while. Our oldest loves kid’s meals for the toys that they bring. As I was the exact same way growing up (heck, I STILL am), I can hardly blame the little guy.

Imagine my surprise when I saw the “prize” for my toddler was a Burton snowboard poster. That’s the kid’s meal equivalent of getting a polka dot tie or flannel socks for Christmas. Daddy had to explain how the toy with this week’s dinner sucked and promised it will be a better one next time.

If anyone at Subway is reading this post I would just like to let you know that by the time my kids are old enough to appreciate your “toy”, they will be scarfing down foot-long subs by the dozen.

I guess I owe the little guy something from Burger King or McDonald’s. Is it any wonder why one of the first brands he recognized was the Golden Arches? At this rate he’s quickly being conditioned to hate the Subway logo and Jon Lovitz…



Motivational Tunes:
Saga – Amnesia
Buster Poindexter – Hot, Hot, Hot
Black Sabbath – Neon Knights